No - not me, but everything else. (And I might be next.) I've already had a flat tire this summer, a plumbing clog that required it to be snaked from the roof through the air vent, the washing machine leaking inside after every cycle so you have to turn off the water to it every time, and the connector for the pool sweep went bad and had to be replaced. Yesterday the pool pump went out, the last few days the A/C in the Volvo comes on while the car is off and parked in the driveway, and the cable guy has been here for 7+ hours trying to switch us over.
Nothing ever seems to work smoothly.