Have you seen this coat?

Last seen: March 23, outside the ski lockers at Club Med Cervinia (left on a bench, unmonitored)
Rightful owner: Frank Mount (who left to get a post-skiing beverage)
Brand: Columbia (not even something nice and expensive, like North Face)
Place of purchase: Marshall's (or some such Canadian equivalent)
Age: at least 4 years (but only worn for skiing)
Condition: Used (and probably pretty sweaty considering the warm temp this week)

If you know the whereabouts of this coat please leave a comment to this post.  The owner is pretty perturbed and can't quite figure out why anyone would want to take his coat.  He is thankful there is only one ski day left, that it is pretty warm outside, that his wife did not want to ski today and could give him her ski pass, and that whoever took the coat did not also take off with the backpack sitting there that contained the entire family's passports.

No reward offered!! (Since I think we only paid $50 for the coat in the first place.)